I know fans of this shitshow will lecture me about how their favorite lovable band of phony ‘bush’ people deserve a vacation now and then and enjoy their new found minimalist success, but let’s point out something about their ‘vacation’: They have been away from the ‘bush’ for more than just a vacation. Season after season you see proof that these phonies spend the harsh Alaskan winter, which they spend all TV season preparing for, in more hospitable climates.
This year it’s been amazingly in-your-face just how full of shit this show is. All last season (and EVERY season for that matter) the thing they constantly beat into their helmet wearing fans’ heads is that they need to prepare for winter! Hunting, fishing, building a smokehouse, building a meat-shed, putting up the bullshit wind turbine… All to convey the idea that this group of bullshit artists are poor, destitute, and rely on the good Lord, hard work, and Mother Nature (and gullible fan donations) to make it through the horribly harsh, barely survivable Alaskan winter!
Then, we find out that they haven’t been anywhere NEAR Brownklowntown, or Alaska, since November! Online fan posts show their travels this year have taken them all over the lower 48. Some are in Colorado, some are in New York, NoDuh, his beard, and Wolverine were in Vegas, Bum and his near-wife Allison attended the Women’s March in Los Angeles, and now they’ve tainted my hometown of Phoenix. It’s clear that the only way the Brownklownz prepare for the Alaskan winter is by clicking on Travelocity!
If they were just gallivanting from place to place for say, I don’t know… maybe a month, that’s one thing. But to be gone EVERY winter for several months at a time, well, that’s not a vacation that’s a lifestyle. Last year, BullshitBilly and his chuds went to Hawaii and San Diego. Oh, those harsh Alaskan winters are easy to survive when you’re nowhere near it!
So the next time you watch this insult to human intelligence and hear them whine and complain about how harsh the Alaskan winter’s are and how much hard work goes into preparing for it, just remember it’s all bullshit and they’re fine… In places like Phoenix.