SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the painfully obvious Photoshopped image of America’s favorite Bush-Dullard in the phony newspaper article below is real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think an obvious piece of SATIRE (read the goddamn disclaimer at the bottom) is real, you have a lot bigger problems than being a fan of the Brownklownz. Now put on your helmet and board the short-bus, you’re late for skool.
Early Thursday morning Seattle police were called when an observant clerk at a local Hot Topic witnessed Noah Dumbass Brown pilfering numerous items belonging to their ‘Dangerous Loner’ Collection. When will the Brownklownz learn? 🙂
This will go along nicely with his other brush with the law: