For all those that STILL believe this shitshow is remotely ‘real’ or accurately represents this family of vagabond gypsies, here’s another fart in your diving helmet!
In recent weeks we’ve seen a surge in advertisement for the next season of Alaskan Bush People. One of the common things ParkSlop and Discoverup are inserting into every ad is the fact that the Brownklownz are getting a cow. Y’know, cuz their really building a town that they can live in year round and be self sustaining. Yawn.
Now that I’ve got that out of my system, let’s get on with the story at hand. The whole ‘cow’ story line… Complete bullshit. I know, big surprise right! It seems that ParkSlop just rented a cow for a few weeks of filming so the fans can fawn over this great bush family trying to scrape by and become self-sufficient. That shot of AcidRain kissing the cow (no, not BullshitBilly) is so touching, right?
According to the below the cow was rented for a month then taken to her final home to live out her days.
Is ParkSlop even trying anymore? I guess they figure they’ve got enough helmet wearing, short-bus riding fans that they could portray the Brownklownz doing anything and they’ll believe it! Let’s hope in the new season they don’t try hard. It makes spotting the bullshit easier, and funnier.