Rumors and facts are coming in regarding the new season of our favorite totally bullshit ‘reality’ show from the Discovery Network. It’s called that because after you watch their shows you ‘Discover’ they’re totally fake.
Numerous Facebook group members have posted pictures from locals showing that a cow is being ferried into Browntown so they can pretend to be farmers. Good Lord. According to the Lynden Tribune, the cow that will be starring in the show can’t give any milk! The cow was returned to it’s owners after filming so what the hell are they going to do with a non-milk producing cow in Browntown? I’m sure Blami will use her bush skills and make some yummy butter just like she made her disgusting bile-jam last season.
Man, the bullshit just never ends with this shit-show. What next, the Harlem Globetrotters will show up followed by Wrong-Way Feldman?