Alaskan Bush People Movie Starring Noah

Alaskan Bush People Movie

Oh boy! Here’s another direct-to-video piece of crap that’s sure to disappoint! Alaskan Bush People Village Idiot DuhVinciNoah has found a creative outlet for his Tai-Cheesey in the remake of The Karate Kid (aptly named The Karate Kid-iot).  Remember… He studied under Martial Arts Master Bruce Lee…bowitz. See if you … Continue reading

Just How ‘Bush’ Are The Alaskan Bush People

Noah Brown and his girlfriend

In the ‘off season’, the fans of this shitshow have been drooling all over themselves waiting to hear a broadcast date for the next season of these phonies. It hasn’t happened yet, but all the news that’s been reported around the web, with picture proof, paints a glorious story of … Continue reading

More Bullshit Coming Next Season On Alaskan Bush People

A cow arrives in Browntown for the new season of Alaskan Bush People

Rumors and facts are coming in regarding the new season of our favorite totally bullshit ‘reality’ show from the Discovery Network. It’s called that because after you watch their shows you ‘Discover’ they’re totally fake. Numerous Facebook group members have posted pictures from locals showing that a cow is being … Continue reading

Seems like the Alaskan Bush People don’t like paying for their crimes

Alaskan Bush People - Noah is Einstein and Tesla

SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the Photoshopped mugshot that is used as the Featured Image for this article should be taken down if it’s not real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think … Continue reading

Another Felony Charge For The Brownklownz?

SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the painfully obvious Photoshopped image of America’s favorite Bush-Dullard in the phony newspaper article below is real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think an obvious piece of … Continue reading

Found One Of Billy’s Lost Children’s Books

Alaskan bush People - Beverly Hillbillies

After years of searching and being told they didn’t exist, I was finally able to hunt down one of BullshitBilly’s notorious Children’s Books. “They were just a scam, they never existed,” the naysayers told me. But I kept going, searching, knowing that one day I would be rewarded. Finally that … Continue reading

Why Do The Brown’s Need A Boat Captain?

wreck-it-gabe Alaskan Bush People

As part of my episode recap last week, I included a screen shot of the end credits in which they list a “Boat Captain.” My question was, “Why do they need a boat captain? Isn’t BullshitBilly a 30-year seasoned veteran of the high seas?” Well, after watching two seasons of him … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Become Hawaiian Bush People

Alaskan Bush People - Cast members

NOTE: We now have a Facebook page dedicated to Alaskan Bullshit People! It seems our favorite bush people are living large outside the bush. They were recently spotted in a mall in Maui, Hawaii. Wait… Isn’t this the week that Ami’s mom is coming for a visit to Hoonah? Wow, great … Continue reading