Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E04 Dead In the Water

Well, it’s that time again. Time for you to put on your helmet and board the short-bus to Browntown! Just a quick note… this will probably be a short recap as there wasn’t a damn thing interesting or remotely viewable that happened this episode. The test pattern TV stations show … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E03 Browntown Boom

Alaskan Bush People Matt builds a still

In the opening segment we see ExtremeBore trying to catch a chicken that he and AcidRain let out of the pen. Isn’t DuhVinciNoah living in the henhouse? I’m sure him and Rhain Carrot-Top Alicia will have a wonderful home amongst the chicken shit. Next, we see ExtremeBore again. He decides … Continue reading

Noah Brown and Girlfriend Rhain Alicia In Vegas

With all of the Brownklownz spending their ill-gotten gains in Las Vegas, it was only a matter of time before pics of Noah and Rhain Alicia / Merrill were spotted online. Here’s the two of them doing something no one should care about except to incessantly mock the ongoing bullshit … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E02 Bear With Us

Ami Brown talks about meeting Billy

Another week, another diaper load of crap from ParkSlop and Discoverup! The episode starts with Mutt showing us a well known bush delicacy, a mushroom that tastes just like chicken… Except it tastes nothing like chicken. In fact it’s so rancid he spits it out. Not even 30 seconds into … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S06:E01 All That Matters

Alaskan Bush People like Gilligan's Island

We’re back! Another season of Alaskan Bullshit People is here which means that another season of Railing Kill’s episode recaps are on tap. Let’s dive right in shall we? The episode, and this season, start right off with the bullshit. The narrator tells us that the family has in fact … Continue reading

The Brown’s New Cow Was Only Rented For Filming

Alaskan Bush People Cow in Browntown

For all those that STILL believe this shitshow is remotely ‘real’ or accurately represents this family of vagabond gypsies, here’s another fart in your diving helmet! In recent weeks we’ve seen a surge in advertisement for the next season of Alaskan Bush People. One of the common things ParkSlop and … Continue reading

Brown Family Loves The Non-Bush Life

Alaskan Bush People travel airports

Seems our favorite band of phony, incompetent outdoorsmen spent about 4-6 weeks in Browntown this summer to film the next season of their bullshit show, Alaskan Bush People. The rest of the time they have been enjoying life outside of Alaska in such places as New York, Oregon, Seattle, Colorado, and others. … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap – A Browntown Christmas

Alaskan Bush People Christmas Episode Recap

Let me start off by saying this episode truly pissed me off to no end. It’s bad enough that ParkSlop and Discoverup put this shitshow on the air in the first place, but to continue the web of lies and deceit about this phony bullshit family is an insult to … Continue reading

Just How ‘Bush’ Are The Alaskan Bush People

Noah Brown and his girlfriend

In the ‘off season’, the fans of this shitshow have been drooling all over themselves waiting to hear a broadcast date for the next season of these phonies. It hasn’t happened yet, but all the news that’s been reported around the web, with picture proof, paints a glorious story of … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E12 Made In The Wild

Alaskan bush People - Noah's experiment kit

Thank God Discoverup and ParkSlop decided to roll out another slipshod episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. I really wanted to know what kind of harrowing adventures the crew suffers while filming this shitshow. Plus, behind the scenes footage? Are you shittin’ me? Let’s dive right in. In the opening scene, ExtremeBore … Continue reading

Why Do The Brown’s Need A Boat Captain?

wreck-it-gabe Alaskan Bush People

As part of my episode recap last week, I included a screen shot of the end credits in which they list a “Boat Captain.” My question was, “Why do they need a boat captain? Isn’t BullshitBilly a 30-year seasoned veteran of the high seas?” Well, after watching two seasons of him … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E11 – Browns Down South

Alaskan Bush People - Ami makes jelly and jam

Oh joy of joys! As predicted, ParkSlop grabbed cutting room floor material, glued it together, and shat out another “fish-out-of-water” episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. And it did NOT disappoint. Let’s dive right in and see how long it takes to spot the first line of bullsh… And there it … Continue reading