ABP Episode Recap S03:E06 Dead In The Water

Alaskan bush people Noah plays chess

Hey, look at that, another week and another insult to human intelligence known as Alaskan Bush People airs another bullshit filled episode. In this hour, the boyz wreck the boat again after it’s been mysteriously moved to the Gustavus dock, DuhVinciNoah and the wonder twins construct a chicken coop, and ParkSlop … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S03:E05 Dock-u-drama

Alaskan Bush People - Benny Hill music inspiration

Welcome back to another bullshit-packed episode of Alaskan Bush People. In this episode, DuhVinciNoah invents something we never see on camera, Bum rams the SS Grifter into the dock (like father like son), and Bear scares the crap out of two women in Gustavus. The first segment jumps right in with … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S03:E04 The Ballad Of Billy Brown

Alaskan Bush People - panning for gold

This episode was another in a long line of cuttingroom floor scraps from past seasons ParkSlop glued together and shat out in an attempt to squeeze every penny they can off these people before they go to jail in December. It was supposed to be a tribute to the life and times … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S03:E03 Rock Paper Skipper

Alaskan Bush People New Series

What a week it’s been! ParkSlop left us on the edge of our seats with last week’s episode ending with the family scurrying about and Mutt telling us that “… If he only has 24 hours left” blah blah blah! Oh-No’s, did something major happen to BullshitBilly or one of … Continue reading

ABP Stars Plea Deal Rejected

Mutt from Alaska Bullshit People

According to the Alaska Dispatch News: A Juneau judge rejected a plea deal Thursday that would have allowed stars from Discovery Channel’s wildly popular reality television series “Alaskan Bush People” to avoid jail time for lying on applications to get the Permanent Fund dividend checks given to Alaska residents. http://www.adn.com/article/20151119/alaskan-bush-people-stars-plea-agreement-rejected-judge … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S03:E02 Shots Fired

In the opening scene we see what happens when the BrownKlownz take the leash off ExtremeBore. He runs around the island, covering himself in his own scat, and tells us he is scouting new hunting locations. I hope he’s careful not to run into any of the other people or … Continue reading

ABP Stars Plead Guilty To Fraud And Theft

Say it ain’t so! It seems two of the Brownklownz (BullshitBilly and Bum) have entered a ‘guilty’ plea to misdemeanor fraud charges for claiming residency in Alaska from 2009-2012. The hearing was originally schedule for January 8th but was apparently moved up when they decided to attempt a plea deal. But … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S03:E01 Bait and Tackle

It’s finally here! The new season, and maybe last season, of Alaskan Bullshit People. Thankfully, it did not disappoint. ParkSlop started out OK by teasing us with the fact they may have actually garnered a bit of professionalism and integrity by jumping right in to a good old fashioned family game … Continue reading

New Season of Alaskan Bush People

Alaskan Bush People episode recap

It’s hard to believe, but Discoverup and ParkSlop Productions have once again decided to embarrass themselves by presenting another season of the God-awful, phony, horribly insulting waste of celluloid known as Alaskan Bullshit People. I guess it’s the last hoorah before the family ends up serving jail time for defrauding … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Stars Cited For No Fishing Licenses

Alaskan Bush People cast parody

BREAKING NEWS Read the full police report here. Our favorite ‘reality’ TV stars from Alaskan Bullshit People have apparently been cited for nefarious crimes involving fishing without licenses and in the case of DuhVinciNoah, giving false statements on an ADF&G License. Josh and Solomon Brown were cited for BOTH offenses. The … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E16 Never Give Up

Alaskan Bush People - boat runs out of hydraulic fluid.

Hang on to your hats! In this week’s action packed episode the Brownclownz actually deliver something they told someone they would, Mutt pokes his eye out, and after successfully spending more than they made, they return to the filming location and found it’s been Browned! In the opening scene, we … Continue reading