ABP Episode Recap S02:E15 Sink Or Swim

Alaskan bush People -Ami demands grandbabies

In this week’s episode, the Brownclownz deliver their shipment of empty barrels to a remote cabin, SpotlessAmi demands grand-babies and drives away DuhVinciNoah’s girlfriend, and the SS Grifter gets a makeover. This episode should have been titled “Watching Paint Dry.” It was incredibly slow moving and uninteresting. But hey, there were … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E14 Rocky Seas

 HEY Folks! Another week, that means it’s time for another steamy pile of Alaskan Bullshit People. For a parody bio on the cast, visit the Alaskan Bullshit People Intro. The episode starts out by showing SpotlessAmi and her fantastic teaching skills. Here she is teaching AcidRain about chemistry (or something involving sticks … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E13 A Big Gamble

Alaskan Bush People boat integrity

Well, another week. That means it’s time for another recap of Alaskan Bullshit People. SpotlessAmi, Birdbrain, and AcidRain head out to the beach for some target practice. I thought Birdbrain was the ‘marksman’ of the family, although we’ve only seen her with a rifle in her hand for 2 minutes … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E12 Bloodlines

This week’s episode had it all… and by ‘all’ I mean all of the BS you’ve come to expect from this fine example of ‘reality’ television. In the opening scene, the Brownclown Boyz and BullshitBilly walk out to get their skiff ready. Get this… Somehow the Lorcan’s anchor lifted itself and … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E11 Divide and Conquer

alskan bush people - Bear gets ready for a date

Get ready folks, this episode of Alaskan Bullshit People contains a self-dressing deer, magical chickens, and a guy named ‘Blue Beard’. So, let’s dive right in. We start out by hearing BullshitBilly tell us how the Brownclownz are starving and they need to put some food on the table. Really? We’re … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E10 Rise of Browntown

Alaskan bush people - Noah builds a clothes dryer

Grab yourself a big bag of snacks, kick your feet up, and get ready for this weeks exciting episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People. In this forgettable episode, SpotlessAmi decides her boys need to surround her with grand-babies and hires a matchmaker, DuhVinciNoah invents a clothes incinerator, and the Brownclownz settle … Continue reading