Democrats Unveil Easy-To-Use Personality Chart

The People’s Democratic Party today unveiled it’s new and improved Opposing Personality color chart This new chart will enable Snowflakes to automatically win any argument with Rethuglikan’s if they conform to certain standards outlined on the chart.”We made it very easy,” stated Komrade Debbie Wasteofspace Schultz, “In fact, it’s so … Continue reading

Rachel Maddow Victim Of Russian Hackers

Komrade Maddow is the latest victim of Rusian hackers On Tuesday, beloved liberal hero Rachel Maddow fell victim to another nefarious Russian hack when she was handed obviously forged papers revealing that Enemy of the State Trump had apparently paid taxes at a higher rate than celebrated party elites like our Lord … Continue reading