Brown Family Loves The Non-Bush Life

Alaskan Bush People travel airports

Seems our favorite band of phony, incompetent outdoorsmen spent about 4-6 weeks in Browntown this summer to film the next season of their bullshit show, Alaskan Bush People. The rest of the time they have been enjoying life outside of Alaska in such places as New York, Oregon, Seattle, Colorado, and others. … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap – A Browntown Christmas

Alaskan Bush People Christmas Episode Recap

Let me start off by saying this episode truly pissed me off to no end. It’s bad enough that ParkSlop and Discoverup put this shitshow on the air in the first place, but to continue the web of lies and deceit about this phony bullshit family is an insult to … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Non-Fan Fiction

Alaskan Bush People meet Chuck Norris

As a non-fan of the shitshow known as Alaskan Bullshit People, I was getting sickened by the slew of middle-aged women writing fan fiction about meeting the Brownklown Boyz and doing unspeakable… ummmm… sexy things with them. That was the inspiration to create something written from a non-fan point of … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Movie Starring Noah

Alaskan Bush People Movie

Oh boy! Here’s another direct-to-video piece of crap that’s sure to disappoint! Alaskan Bush People Village Idiot DuhVinciNoah has found a creative outlet for his Tai-Cheesey in the remake of The Karate Kid (aptly named The Karate Kid-iot).  Remember… He studied under Martial Arts Master Bruce Lee…bowitz. See if you … Continue reading

Another Felony Charge For The Brownklownz?

SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the painfully obvious Photoshopped image of America’s favorite Bush-Dullard in the phony newspaper article below is real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think an obvious piece of … Continue reading

Found One Of Billy’s Lost Children’s Books

Alaskan bush People - Beverly Hillbillies

After years of searching and being told they didn’t exist, I was finally able to hunt down one of BullshitBilly’s notorious Children’s Books. “They were just a scam, they never existed,” the naysayers told me. But I kept going, searching, knowing that one day I would be rewarded. Finally that … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E12 Made In The Wild

Alaskan bush People - Noah's experiment kit

Thank God Discoverup and ParkSlop decided to roll out another slipshod episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. I really wanted to know what kind of harrowing adventures the crew suffers while filming this shitshow. Plus, behind the scenes footage? Are you shittin’ me? Let’s dive right in. In the opening scene, ExtremeBore … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E11 – Browns Down South

Alaskan Bush People - Ami makes jelly and jam

Oh joy of joys! As predicted, ParkSlop grabbed cutting room floor material, glued it together, and shat out another “fish-out-of-water” episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. And it did NOT disappoint. Let’s dive right in and see how long it takes to spot the first line of bullsh… And there it … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E10 Back In Browntown

Alaskan Bush People - Gabe cheers

Well, it’s a sad day for fans of this shitshow… The last episode of the season, which means the last time we can make fun of these grifting chuds until ParkSlop decides to piece together more scrambled footage and feed it to the unsuspecting masses as a ‘reality’ show. This … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E09 Released To the Wild

I’ve said it before that this season is one long, drawn out bore. What used to take one episode is now spread out over a whole season. This episode is yet another grand example of that. So let’s dive right in with this week’s episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People! … Continue reading