Democrats Unveil Easy-To-Use Personality Chart

The People’s Democratic Party today unveiled it’s new and improved Opposing Personality color chart This new chart will enable Snowflakes to automatically win any argument with Rethuglikan’s if they conform to certain standards outlined on the chart.”We made it very easy,” stated Komrade Debbie Wasteofspace Schultz, “In fact, it’s so … Continue reading

Rachel Maddow Victim Of Russian Hackers

Komrade Maddow is the latest victim of Rusian hackers On Tuesday, beloved liberal hero Rachel Maddow fell victim to another nefarious Russian hack when she was handed obviously forged papers revealing that Enemy of the State Trump had apparently paid taxes at a higher rate than celebrated party elites like our Lord … Continue reading

Hollywood Claims Russia Hacked The Oscars

Russia Hacks the Oscars

Russia Blamed For Hacking The Oscars Hollywood’s brightest minds gathered and selected actor’s that had previously made money pretending to be cops, federal agents, and private investigators to get to the bottom of the Oscar’s biggest goof (next to giving Comrade Michael Moore an Oscar for Blowing For Columbine). After … Continue reading

Oberfuhrer Soros Promotes Komrade Moore

Michael Moore and George Soros

Oberfuhrer Soros Promotes Komrade Michael Moore to Propaganda Feldwebel In an effort to expand the message of the People’s Resistance and Instigation Kollective (P.R.I.K.’s), Oberfuhrer Soros promoted long time liberal propaganda filmmaker Comrade Michael Moore to Propaganda Feldwebel. Komrade Moore, known for misrepresenting people that don’t agree with him by editing and falsely quoting … Continue reading