Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E03 Browntown Boom

Alaskan Bush People Matt builds a still

In the opening segment we see ExtremeBore trying to catch a chicken that he and AcidRain let out of the pen. Isn’t DuhVinciNoah living in the henhouse? I’m sure him and Rhain Carrot-Top Alicia will have a wonderful home amongst the chicken shit. Next, we see ExtremeBore again. He decides … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S06:E01 All That Matters

Alaskan Bush People like Gilligan's Island

We’re back! Another season of Alaskan Bullshit People is here which means that another season of Railing Kill’s episode recaps are on tap. Let’s dive right in shall we? The episode, and this season, start right off with the bullshit. The narrator tells us that the family has in fact … Continue reading

The Brown’s New Cow Was Only Rented For Filming

Alaskan Bush People Cow in Browntown

For all those that STILL believe this shitshow is remotely ‘real’ or accurately represents this family of vagabond gypsies, here’s another fart in your diving helmet! In recent weeks we’ve seen a surge in advertisement for the next season of Alaskan Bush People. One of the common things ParkSlop and … Continue reading

Another Felony Charge For The Brownklownz?

SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the painfully obvious Photoshopped image of America’s favorite Bush-Dullard in the phony newspaper article below is real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think an obvious piece of … Continue reading

Found One Of Billy’s Lost Children’s Books

Alaskan bush People - Beverly Hillbillies

After years of searching and being told they didn’t exist, I was finally able to hunt down one of BullshitBilly’s notorious Children’s Books. “They were just a scam, they never existed,” the naysayers told me. But I kept going, searching, knowing that one day I would be rewarded. Finally that … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E11 – Browns Down South

Alaskan Bush People - Ami makes jelly and jam

Oh joy of joys! As predicted, ParkSlop grabbed cutting room floor material, glued it together, and shat out another “fish-out-of-water” episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. And it did NOT disappoint. Let’s dive right in and see how long it takes to spot the first line of bullsh… And there it … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E09 Released To the Wild

I’ve said it before that this season is one long, drawn out bore. What used to take one episode is now spread out over a whole season. This episode is yet another grand example of that. So let’s dive right in with this week’s episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People! … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E08 Judgment Day

Another week of bullshit is in the can… Literally. Just when you thought this show couldn’t be any more turgid, boring, self serving, and phony, Discoverup and ParkSlop shed any and all integrity and self respect and produce another hour of Alaskan Bullshit People. One thing I’ve noticed this season … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E07 Shots In The Dark

Alaskan bush People - building a raft

Another week and another steamy pile of Alaskan Bullshit People has once again wasted valuable ions transmitting horrible television to unsuspecting viewers. Let’s celebrate the pedestrian accomplishments of these challenged grifters in this week’s episode recap! In the opening scene, Wolverine helps Mutt construct a sad looking makeshift raft made … Continue reading