Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E06 All Falls Down

Oh boy, another shit-tastic episode of Alaskan Bullshit People! I can’t wait to see what lethal weapon ExtremeBore aims at his face this week. I’m going to apologize in advance if this recap gets a little “Rated R for strong language.” I think it comes from watching two episodes three days apart. I can’t fucking believe the bullshit that opens the show. Here we see Mutt and Wolverine stuffing bacon into shotgun shells! What? He claims they just want to scare the bears when they shoot at them. Why not just shoot in the air? Christ, the ek-shtreem stupidity of … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Epsiode Recap S06:E05 One Brown Down

Bird Brown puts sugar on eggs

Well, here we are. Another week another bullshit packed episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. Same as last week. This episode was so boring and uneventful so there’s not much to riff on. Let’s dive right in. In the opening scene, Mutt shows how he makes coffee on a boat. Cuz… Y’know, he’s a seasoned fisherman. I suspect that’s not coffee he was wanting. When we left off last week, we saw the SS Grifter was out in ‘open ocean’ facing mildly inclement weather. The chuds are barfin’, Scami is bithin’, and BullshitBilly is Bullshittin’. Let’s recap the bullshit so far. … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E04 Dead In the Water

Well, it’s that time again. Time for you to put on your helmet and board the short-bus to Browntown! Just a quick note… this will probably be a short recap as there wasn’t a damn thing interesting or remotely viewable that happened this episode. The test pattern TV stations show right before signing off for the day was more interesting than this episode. But, let’s give it a try. The episode starts with Wolverine, AcidRain, and BirdBrain picking blueberries. Wolverine wishes he was an inchworm. Don’t set the bar too high there, buddy. I guess with their non-education, an inchworm … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E03 Browntown Boom

Alaskan Bush People Matt builds a still

In the opening segment we see ExtremeBore trying to catch a chicken that he and AcidRain let out of the pen. Isn’t DuhVinciNoah living in the henhouse? I’m sure him and Rhain Carrot-Top Alicia will have a wonderful home amongst the chicken shit. Next, we see ExtremeBore again. He decides to cover the benches in a non-porous material because he’s tired of seeing the family sit on the flat, wet logs. So, he wants to solve the problem of watery seats by putting something on them that doesn’t absorb water? GENIUS! He hopes his mommy won’t find out that he … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E02 Bear With Us

Ami Brown talks about meeting Billy

Another week, another diaper load of crap from ParkSlop and Discoverup! The episode starts with Mutt showing us a well known bush delicacy, a mushroom that tastes just like chicken… Except it tastes nothing like chicken. In fact it’s so rancid he spits it out. Not even 30 seconds into this shitshow and already it’s full of useless non-bush knowledge. I’m learning so little! Next we see ExtremeBore and BirdBrain guarding their rented cow from a bear. I guess the Security People listed in the credits had the night off? The narrator retells how this bush family lived off the … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S06:E01 All That Matters

Alaskan Bush People like Gilligan's Island

We’re back! Another season of Alaskan Bullshit People is here which means that another season of Railing Kill’s episode recaps are on tap. Let’s dive right in shall we? The episode, and this season, start right off with the bullshit. The narrator tells us that the family has in fact been living in the bush for the last thirty-plus years. Do we have to review the evidence to the contrary? They make a veiled attempt to ‘come clean’ in stating that this year is the year the family REALLY commits to the bush, as opposed to half-assing it for 2 … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap – A Browntown Christmas

Alaskan Bush People Christmas Episode Recap

Let me start off by saying this episode truly pissed me off to no end. It’s bad enough that ParkSlop and Discoverup put this shitshow on the air in the first place, but to continue the web of lies and deceit about this phony bullshit family is an insult to anyone with a brain cell. They are still trying to pass this vagabond band of lazy phonies off as ‘real’ Alaskan’s that live isolated in the bush. Despite years of news to the contrary, there are still idiots that believe these people truly live the lifestyle they pretend to live during the … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E12 Made In The Wild

Alaskan bush People - Noah's experiment kit

Thank God Discoverup and ParkSlop decided to roll out another slipshod episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. I really wanted to know what kind of harrowing adventures the crew suffers while filming this shitshow. Plus, behind the scenes footage? Are you shittin’ me? Let’s dive right in. In the opening scene, ExtremeBore is making a… and there it is, the first piece of bullshit at only 18 seconds into the episode. This has to be a record of some sort. Normally it takes until after the opening credits to spot the first piece of laughable bullshit but man they broke the sound … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E11 – Browns Down South

Alaskan Bush People - Ami makes jelly and jam

Oh joy of joys! As predicted, ParkSlop grabbed cutting room floor material, glued it together, and shat out another “fish-out-of-water” episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. And it did NOT disappoint. Let’s dive right in and see how long it takes to spot the first line of bullsh… And there it is. SpotlessAmi claims that while driving BullshitBilly to one of his appointments the smell was unbearable… And so was the pollution. Living in cramped quarters with a room full of Brownklownz ISN’T the worst smell you’ve encountered? How about the smell of bullshit? Well, they’re probably used to that. Mutt … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E10 Back In Browntown

Alaskan Bush People - Gabe cheers

Well, it’s a sad day for fans of this shitshow… The last episode of the season, which means the last time we can make fun of these grifting chuds until ParkSlop decides to piece together more scrambled footage and feed it to the unsuspecting masses as a ‘reality’ show. This episode continues the downward spiral of what little ‘professionalism’ ParkSlop had left. It was boring as all hell and ended on a cheaply scripted / shot note. I’ll apologize in advance if this recap isn’t very good, but look at the garbage I have to work with! 🙂 I actually … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E09 Released To the Wild

I’ve said it before that this season is one long, drawn out bore. What used to take one episode is now spread out over a whole season. This episode is yet another grand example of that. So let’s dive right in with this week’s episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People! In the opening segment, ExtremeBore and Wolverine install a broken down, barely functioning stool. No, not BullshitBilly, but an actual stool from a diner. They think it will make an excellent captain’s chair for the SS Grifter. Here we go again. ParkSlop’s narrator tells us once again how the Brownklownz … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E08 Judgment Day

Another week of bullshit is in the can… Literally. Just when you thought this show couldn’t be any more turgid, boring, self serving, and phony, Discoverup and ParkSlop shed any and all integrity and self respect and produce another hour of Alaskan Bullshit People. One thing I’ve noticed this season is that they seem to spend a lot of time each episode trying to convince us that despite nearly all of them being found guilty of PFD fraud, they are still innocent. It’s someone else’s fault, as always. After all, BullshitBilly Karesh would never coerce his family into falsifying information … Continue reading