Brown Family “Hero” Sheriff Not What He Seems

Credit to the Facebook group Alaskan Bush People Exposed for researching and allowing me to reprint their findings here. Oh you Brownklownz… Is there no end to your bullshit stories and claims to fame? Do you realize that most people weren’t home-skooled by a penniless grifter and a dead-behind-the-eyes high school dropout and are able to perform basic research to uncover your den of lies? Case in point, the family “hero” Texas sheriff M.K. Brownie Brown. Back in December, 2016, during the first “Bullshit Christmas” Special, we learned about the family legend from Scami: Scami spins a tale of Brownklown … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Living Large In Beverly Hills

For all the short-bus riding, helmet wearing, window licking fans of this shitshow that think this poor family needs their help, take a look at this! Thanks to Social Media, online groups and forums, and some not-so-bright Brown’s, we see that they are living it up in style at the Beverly Hills Hotel (about $1400 a night) and getting expensive spa treatments. What about their mother in her time of need? Screw that, this hotel has a BUFFET! See more on twitter (Y’know, that thing they never heard of because they lived wild in the bush and were only recently … Continue reading

Noah Brown Wedding Rumored To Be In Colorado

Tonight the rumor mill is flying with reports that Noah Brown and Rhain (spelled differently of course) are getting married in Colorado tomorrow (June 24th). This has not been confirmed but we do know the Brownklownz were headed there a couple days ago and the film crew has been reported there as well. There are several posts on Instagram and Facebook that document the Brownklownz were in fact on the road and heading from Kaliforny to Colorado. Some sources point specifically to Dolores, Colorado. Why get married there? Why not Browntown? Oh well, who cares. We will continue to monitor … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Spend Harsh Alaskan Winter In… Phoenix?

Alaskan Bush People don't live in Browntown

Well, part of it at least. I know fans of this shitshow will lecture me about how their favorite lovable band of phony ‘bush’ people deserve a vacation now and then and enjoy their new found minimalist success, but let’s point out something about their ‘vacation’: They have been away from the ‘bush’ for more than just a vacation. Season after season you see proof that these phonies spend the harsh Alaskan winter, which they spend all TV season preparing for, in more hospitable climates. This year it’s been amazingly in-your-face just how full of shit this show is. All … Continue reading

Noah Brown and Girlfriend Rhain Alicia In Vegas

With all of the Brownklownz spending their ill-gotten gains in Las Vegas, it was only a matter of time before pics of Noah and Ruth Rhain Alicia / Merrill were spotted online. Here’s the two of them doing something no one should care about except to incessantly mock the ongoing bullshit of their lives compared to that portrayed in their TV show, Alaskan Bush People. Life sure is different for the Brownklownz as opposed tho ones found in Billy Brown’s books “One Wave At A Time” and “The Lost Years.” With all of the Las Vegas sightings I have to ask, … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People In Las Vegas

Y’know all the bullshit about the Brownklownz preparing for the harsh Alaskan winter and how they work so hard to survive the grueling and tough Alaskan winters? We all knew it was bullshit but now it seems they aren’t even trying to hide the fact that they don’t spend those cold winters in Alaska. Seems our favorite band of non-bush phonies started the winter in Colorado, then went on a road trip in their RV and were spotted in a truck stop in New Mexico, and are now spending time at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. Mutt was reported to be … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Leave The Bush For Colorado And The Southwest

Alaskan Bush People traveling in Colorado

Thanks to Alaskan Bush People Exposed and other Facebook groups (and Google images),  it seems that the Brownklownz are on the move. What about all that talk about winter and the cow and getting stuff done so they could survive the winter? Oh yeah, it’s all bullshit. First, it’s been reported by many sources that the Brownklownz have been in Colorado since mid-December. Bum has been seen in South Carolina and Mutt went to New York City the day before New Years Eve! The two pictures on the right were purportedly taken at local Colorado WalMart’s. In the upper left … Continue reading

The Brown’s New Cow Was Only Rented For Filming

Alaskan Bush People Cow in Browntown

For all those that STILL believe this shitshow is remotely ‘real’ or accurately represents this family of vagabond gypsies, here’s another fart in your diving helmet! In recent weeks we’ve seen a surge in advertisement for the next season of Alaskan Bush People. One of the common things ParkSlop and Discoverup are inserting into every ad is the fact that the Brownklownz are getting a cow. Y’know, cuz their really building a town that they can live in year round and be self sustaining. Yawn. Now that I’ve got that out of my system, let’s get on with the story … Continue reading

Brown Family Loves The Non-Bush Life

Alaskan Bush People travel airports

Seems our favorite band of phony, incompetent outdoorsmen spent about 4-6 weeks in Browntown this summer to film the next season of their bullshit show, Alaskan Bush People. The rest of the time they have been enjoying life outside of Alaska in such places as New York, Oregon, Seattle, Colorado, and others. I remember a couple of seasons ago when BullshitBilly had to go on an airplane trip and he stated that the family hates to fly. I guess all that non-bush living money has enabled them to do what they hate most… FLY! Hawaii California New York Colorado Seattle New Jersey … Continue reading

Bam Brown And Alleged Wife Allison Vacationing In Colorado

… And they’re apparently there with the rest of the worthless Brownklownz. I guess all that talk about preparing for winter was just a bunch of bullshit filmed in the summer before going back to their real home in the lower 48. Hopefully DuhVinciNoah remembered to set his bear alarm before they left the filming location. From what I’ve read on other boards, she has a child already. I wonder if BullshitBilly and Blami will think of her kid as their grandchild? I guess if it means another PFD fund recipient and welfare dependent then I’m sure they will welcome … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Non-Fan Fiction

Alaskan Bush People meet Chuck Norris

As a non-fan of the shitshow known as Alaskan Bullshit People, I was getting sickened by the slew of middle-aged women writing fan fiction about meeting the Brownklown Boyz and doing unspeakable… ummmm… sexy things with them. That was the inspiration to create something written from a non-fan point of view. One in which the Brownklownz are served justice for one of their many purported lies, deceits, and scams. As always, for the ABP FANS, I have to include the disclaimer that this is in fact fiction and not in any way real. Now put on your helmet and board … Continue reading