Book Review: One Wave At A Time By Billy Brown

Don’t bother looking for this book, unless you need toilet paper. One of my friends in the Facebook group Alaskan Bush People Exposed, Georgie Eggleston, had one hell of a time finding a copy. After weeks of trying, she finally got a library to have a copy shipped in. Let’s give Georgie a big round applause for taking one for the team and subjecting herself to what must surely be the most difficult book to read. What follows is a series of posts from Georgie that chronicles her horrific journey as she reads “One Wave At A Time” By Billy … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Movie Starring Noah

Alaskan Bush People Movie

Oh boy! Here’s another direct-to-video piece of crap that’s sure to disappoint! Alaskan Bush People Village Idiot DuhVinciNoah has found a creative outlet for his Tai-Cheesey in the remake of The Karate Kid (aptly named The Karate Kid-iot).  Remember… He studied under Martial Arts Master Bruce Lee…bowitz. See if you can spot all the hidden treasures!

Just How ‘Bush’ Are The Alaskan Bush People

Noah Brown and his girlfriend

In the ‘off season’, the fans of this shitshow have been drooling all over themselves waiting to hear a broadcast date for the next season of these phonies. It hasn’t happened yet, but all the news that’s been reported around the web, with picture proof, paints a glorious story of how our favorite charlatans spend their time in the “bush”. For years now we’ve been harping on this incredible lie of a bullshit show. We’ve done our best, with the help of numerous others throughout the web (see the end of this post), to expose this fraudulent representation that Discoverup … Continue reading

More Bullshit Coming Next Season On Alaskan Bush People

A cow arrives in Browntown for the new season of Alaskan Bush People

Rumors and facts are coming in regarding the new season of our favorite totally bullshit ‘reality’ show from the Discovery Network. It’s called that because after you watch their shows you ‘Discover’ they’re totally fake. Numerous Facebook group members have posted pictures from locals showing that a cow is being ferried into Browntown so they can pretend to be farmers. Good Lord. According to the Lynden Tribune, the cow that will be starring in the show can’t give any milk! The cow was returned to it’s owners after filming so what the hell are they going to do with a … Continue reading

Seems like the Alaskan Bush People don’t like paying for their crimes

Alaskan Bush People - Noah is Einstein and Tesla

SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the Photoshopped mugshot that is used as the Featured Image for this article should be taken down if it’s not real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think an obvious piece of SATIRE (read the goddamn disclaimer at the bottom) is real, you have a lot bigger problems than being a fan of the Brownklownz. Didn’t you get a clue when you saw the name is “DuhVinciNoah”? How about the top hat? Like everyone wears a top hat for … Continue reading

Another Felony Charge For The Brownklownz?

SPECIAL NOTICE: I’ve heard there are morons that support this shit-show that have said the painfully obvious Photoshopped image of America’s favorite Bush-Dullard in the phony newspaper article below is real! Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if you’re that mentally deficient to where you think an obvious piece of SATIRE (read the goddamn disclaimer at the bottom) is real, you have a lot bigger problems than being a fan of the Brownklownz. Now put on your helmet and board the short-bus, you’re late for skool. Early Thursday morning Seattle police were called when an observant clerk at a local Hot … Continue reading

Is Bam Brown Married?

Over the last couple of months, online searches have revealed pictures of Bam Brown visiting New York with ParkSlope Producer Allison Kagan. It has been rumored that they are an item and judging by the photographs they certainly seem to be. This latest photo to surface online shows Bam with a ‘fan’ of the show (BELOW). Notice his ring finger! Numerous Facebook  posts put this photo at a Paul McCartney concert at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey on August 7th! But according to other sources, locals have reported that all Brownklownz are back in Hoonah and ParkSlope is readying the … Continue reading

Found: One Of Bilky Brown’s Lost Children’s Books

Alaskan bush People - Beverly Hillbillies

After years of searching and being told they didn’t exist, I was finally able to hunt down one of BullshitBilly’s notorious Children’s Books. “They were just a scam, they never existed,” the naysayers told me. But I kept going, searching, knowing that one day I would be rewarded. Finally that day has arrived! I found this on eBay and it came with a Certificate of Bullshit Authenticity! So here it is, one of BullshitBilly’s long lost Children’s Books: Gather ’round children and I’ll read you the book about Bilky Brownklown and the stuff that he took It started in Texas, … Continue reading

Why Do The Brown’s Need A Boat Captain?

wreck-it-gabe Alaskan Bush People

As part of my episode recap last week, I included a screen shot of the end credits in which they list a “Boat Captain.” My question was, “Why do they need a boat captain? Isn’t BullshitBilly a 30-year seasoned veteran of the high seas?” Well, after watching two seasons of him sink boats and ram them into docks on numerous occasions, it’s apparent that captain Hazelwood would do a better job steering a boat than our favorite TV grifter. After some cursory research, I believe I have found more information on this captain. I’m not presenting this as solid fact, I’m … Continue reading