Alaskan Bush People In Las Vegas

Y’know all the bullshit about the Brownklownz preparing for the harsh Alaskan winter and how they work so hard to survive the grueling and tough Alaskan winters? We all knew it was bullshit but now it seems they aren’t even trying to hide the fact that they don’t spend those cold winters in Alaska. Seems our favorite band of non-bush phonies started the winter in Colorado, then went on a road trip in their RV and were spotted in a truck stop in New Mexico, and are now spending time at the Bellagio in Las Vegas. Mutt was reported to be … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap S06:E02 Bear With Us

Ami Brown talks about meeting Billy

Another week, another diaper load of crap from ParkSlop and Discoverup! The episode starts with Mutt showing us a well known bush delicacy, a mushroom that tastes just like chicken… Except it tastes nothing like chicken. In fact it’s so rancid he spits it out. Not even 30 seconds into this shitshow and already it’s full of useless non-bush knowledge. I’m learning so little! Next we see ExtremeBore and BirdBrain guarding their rented cow from a bear. I guess the Security People listed in the credits had the night off? The narrator retells how this bush family lived off the … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Leave The Bush For Colorado And The Southwest

Alaskan Bush People traveling in Colorado

Thanks to Alaskan Bush People Exposed and other Facebook groups (and Google images),  it seems that the Brownklownz are on the move. What about all that talk about winter and the cow and getting stuff done so they could survive the winter? Oh yeah, it’s all bullshit. First, it’s been reported by many sources that the Brownklownz have been in Colorado since mid-December. Bum has been seen in South Carolina and Mutt went to New York City the day before New Years Eve! The two pictures on the right were purportedly taken at local Colorado WalMart’s. In the upper left … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S06:E01 All That Matters

Alaskan Bush People like Gilligan's Island

We’re back! Another season of Alaskan Bullshit People is here which means that another season of Railing Kill’s episode recaps are on tap. Let’s dive right in shall we? The episode, and this season, start right off with the bullshit. The narrator tells us that the family has in fact been living in the bush for the last thirty-plus years. Do we have to review the evidence to the contrary? They make a veiled attempt to ‘come clean’ in stating that this year is the year the family REALLY commits to the bush, as opposed to half-assing it for 2 … Continue reading

The Brown’s New Cow Was Only Rented For Filming

Alaskan Bush People Cow in Browntown

For all those that STILL believe this shitshow is remotely ‘real’ or accurately represents this family of vagabond gypsies, here’s another fart in your diving helmet! In recent weeks we’ve seen a surge in advertisement for the next season of Alaskan Bush People. One of the common things ParkSlop and Discoverup are inserting into every ad is the fact that the Brownklownz are getting a cow. Y’know, cuz their really building a town that they can live in year round and be self sustaining. Yawn. Now that I’ve got that out of my system, let’s get on with the story … Continue reading

Brown Family Loves The Non-Bush Life

Alaskan Bush People travel airports

Seems our favorite band of phony, incompetent outdoorsmen spent about 4-6 weeks in Browntown this summer to film the next season of their bullshit show, Alaskan Bush People. The rest of the time they have been enjoying life outside of Alaska in such places as New York, Oregon, Seattle, Colorado, and others. I remember a couple of seasons ago when BullshitBilly had to go on an airplane trip and he stated that the family hates to fly. I guess all that non-bush living money has enabled them to do what they hate most… FLY! Hawaii California New York Colorado Seattle New Jersey … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Episode Recap – A Browntown Christmas

Alaskan Bush People Christmas Episode Recap

Let me start off by saying this episode truly pissed me off to no end. It’s bad enough that ParkSlop and Discoverup put this shitshow on the air in the first place, but to continue the web of lies and deceit about this phony bullshit family is an insult to anyone with a brain cell. They are still trying to pass this vagabond band of lazy phonies off as ‘real’ Alaskan’s that live isolated in the bush. Despite years of news to the contrary, there are still idiots that believe these people truly live the lifestyle they pretend to live during the … Continue reading

Bam Brown And Alleged Wife Allison Vacationing In Colorado

… And they’re apparently there with the rest of the worthless Brownklownz. I guess all that talk about preparing for winter was just a bunch of bullshit filmed in the summer before going back to their real home in the lower 48. Hopefully DuhVinciNoah remembered to set his bear alarm before they left the filming location. From what I’ve read on other boards, she has a child already. I wonder if BullshitBilly and Blami will think of her kid as their grandchild? I guess if it means another PFD fund recipient and welfare dependent then I’m sure they will welcome … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Non-Fan Fiction

Alaskan Bush People meet Chuck Norris

As a non-fan of the shitshow known as Alaskan Bullshit People, I was getting sickened by the slew of middle-aged women writing fan fiction about meeting the Brownklown Boyz and doing unspeakable… ummmm… sexy things with them. That was the inspiration to create something written from a non-fan point of view. One in which the Brownklownz are served justice for one of their many purported lies, deceits, and scams. As always, for the ABP FANS, I have to include the disclaimer that this is in fact fiction and not in any way real. Now put on your helmet and board … Continue reading

Book Review: One Wave At A Time By Billy Brown

Don’t bother looking for this book, unless you need toilet paper. One of my friends in the Facebook group Alaskan Bush People Exposed, Georgie Eggleston, had one hell of a time finding a copy. After weeks of trying, she finally got a library to have a copy shipped in. Let’s give Georgie a big round applause for taking one for the team and subjecting herself to what must surely be the most difficult book to read. What follows is a series of posts from Georgie that chronicles her horrific journey as she reads “One Wave At A Time” By Billy … Continue reading

Alaskan Bush People Movie Starring Noah

Alaskan Bush People Movie

Oh boy! Here’s another direct-to-video piece of crap that’s sure to disappoint! Alaskan Bush People Village Idiot DuhVinciNoah has found a creative outlet for his Tai-Cheesey in the remake of The Karate Kid (aptly named The Karate Kid-iot).  Remember… He studied under Martial Arts Master Bruce Lee…bowitz. See if you can spot all the hidden treasures!