ABP Episode Recap S04:E11 – Browns Down South

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Oh joy of joys! As predicted, ParkSlop grabbed cutting room floor material, glued it together, and shat out another “fish-out-of-water” episode of Alaskan Bullshit People. And it did NOT disappoint. Let’s dive right in and see how long it takes to spot the first line of bullsh… And there it is. SpotlessAmi claims that while driving BullshitBilly to one of his appointments the smell was unbearable… And so was the pollution. Living in cramped quarters with a room full of Brownklownz ISN’T the worst smell you’ve encountered? How about the smell of bullshit? Well, they’re probably used to that. Mutt … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E10 Back In Browntown

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Well, it’s a sad day for fans of this shitshow… The last episode of the season, which means the last time we can make fun of these grifting chuds until ParkSlop decides to piece together more scrambled footage and feed it to the unsuspecting masses as a ‘reality’ show. This episode continues the downward spiral of what little ‘professionalism’ ParkSlop had left. It was boring as all hell and ended on a cheaply scripted / shot note. I’ll apologize in advance if this recap isn’t very good, but look at the garbage I have to work with! 🙂 I actually … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E09 Released To the Wild

I’ve said it before that this season is one long, drawn out bore. What used to take one episode is now spread out over a whole season. This episode is yet another grand example of that. So let’s dive right in with this week’s episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People! In the opening segment, ExtremeBore and Wolverine install a broken down, barely functioning stool. No, not BullshitBilly, but an actual stool from a diner. They think it will make an excellent captain’s chair for the SS Grifter. Here we go again. ParkSlop’s narrator tells us once again how the Brownklownz … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S04:E07 Shots In The Dark

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Another week and another steamy pile of Alaskan Bullshit People has once again wasted valuable ions transmitting horrible television to unsuspecting viewers. Let’s celebrate the pedestrian accomplishments of these challenged grifters in this week’s episode recap! In the opening scene, Wolverine helps Mutt construct a sad looking makeshift raft made from an inflatable mattress and a weed whacker. He will soon be the envy of every wannabe Cuban refugee. The purpose for the boat is not disclosed but, just like the Cubans, he is trying to escape a corrupt regime where you are expected to work for those in charge … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E06 High Tide Housing

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Back from their Southern California road trip, in which a man supposedly suffering from seizures drives an RV cross country, the Brownklownz return to the filming location and return to their old bullshit ways. Let’s jump right in. First off, AcidRain and Wolverine think that Browntown is complete and that there is no more work to be done. With that said, they do the only logical remaining chore and that is to create barely legible wood-burned signs pointing out all of the shacks and shotboxes that litter this once pristine land. DuhVinciNoah and Birdbrain aren’t much better. They decide to … Continue reading

Best Of Barry Obumble – Part Two

Please note: This is not a political forum. I don’t care who or what you vote for. If you’re so thin-skinned that words or images hurt you, go away now and save us both some aggravation. Back for more fun. Here’s more from the hard-drive archive! Ah yes, those tolerant, level headed liberals who were telling us that it was WRONG to criticize their Lord and Savior, yet had no problem wanting to incite violence against people that didn’t agree with their politics. Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder. Who can forget his ingenious plan called “Fast and Furious” that was … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E05 Surviving The Lower 48

It’s finally here! The fish-out-of-water episode we predicted back when the Brownklownz were spotted at the bush Tilted Kilt in San Diego. The narrator tells us it’s a ‘lost’ episode. Unfortunately, they found it. BullshitBilly has to go to the bush in Seattle to have tests done to determine what is causing his work-avoidance coma’s. ExtremeBore laments the fact that he doesn’t know if he can live anywhere else except Browntown… Well, maybe the Icy Straight Lodge in Hoonah or in Ketchikan or in Seattle or in… DuhVinciNoah says goodbye to his favorite spider, Sergei. Too bad Sergei’s dead since the … Continue reading

Best Of Barry Obumble – Part Three

Please note: This is not a political forum. I don’t care who or what you vote for. If you’re so thin-skinned that words or images hurt you, go away now and save us both some aggravation. Here are some cartoons featuring key figures that made the news over the last eight years. Who can forget Bawny Fwank, who Democrats allowed he and his boyfriend to run a male prostitution ring out of their home? Or what about Piggy West who was so horribly offended at Arizona’s SB1070 law that she forgot what states are on the border… Including her own! … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E04 Growing The WolfPack

I guess DuhVinciNoah took this episode off because Mutt takes over his job of inventing completely useless items. The narrator tells us that the Brownklownz need to rebuild Browntown, but since they apparently have a construction crew to do that for them when they are away, they can focus on building important things like a rubber-tube phone system. Bum’s attitude pretty much sums it up. Why do they need to use a phone system made of hoses? Why not just use their cell phones? We see several short cutaway scenes showing the Brownklownz performing various tasks around the island. Next … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E03 Winter Watch

Here we are again. Can you believe it? This episode was a little disappointing. Not in a story / plot kind of way but more in a ‘not much to make fun of’ way. It wasn’t for lack of trying, but ParkSlop has begun dragging out the most turgid and boring pedestrian accomplishments of these idiots to the point where what used to be shown in one episode is drawn out over a half dozen. Anyhoo, let’s get down to business with this week’s episode recap of America’s phoniest of phony “reality” shows, Alaskan Bullshit People! In the opening segment, … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E01 The Wolfpack Returns

Oh joy of joys! Television’s phoniest, bullshit ‘reality’ TV show is back for another season! Imagine what we as a collective society could do with the ions wasted transmitting this garbage show? I don’t know because I know nothing about ions, other than they transmit radio and TV signals, and unfortunately this program. Let’s dive right into another episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People! ParkSlop spends the first few minutes reminding us of what happened previously to our favorite band of vagabond grifters. Thankfully they go beyond that and show some snippets of what’s coming up this season, including the family’s … Continue reading