ABP Episode Recap – S04:E01 The Wolfpack Returns

Oh joy of joys! Television’s phoniest, bullshit ‘reality’ TV show is back for another season! Imagine what we as a collective society could do with the ions wasted transmitting this garbage show? I don’t know because I know nothing about ions, other than they transmit radio and TV signals, and unfortunately this program. Let’s dive right into another episode recap of Alaskan Bullshit People! ParkSlop spends the first few minutes reminding us of what happened previously to our favorite band of vagabond grifters. Thankfully they go beyond that and show some snippets of what’s coming up this season, including the family’s … Continue reading

New Season Prognostication

Alaskan bush People - Beverly Hillbillies

With the Brownklownz now convicted and having to serve jail time, Discoverup and ParkSlop have apparently decided to change gears regarding Alaskan Bush People. It seems that the family is working their way through California, complete with film crew in tow. I think that they are trying to create a fish-out-of-water scenario so fans can watch with amazement as the Brownklownz see this amazing new world that they know nothing about. I wonder if they’ll pronounce it ‘Kaliforny’?… Except in their drunken, slurred accent. We all know it’s bullshit, but since neither ParkSlop or Discoverup seem to have any integrity when it … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap S02:E16 Never Give Up

Alaskan Bush People - boat runs out of hydraulic fluid.

Hang on to your hats! In this week’s action packed episode the Brownclownz actually deliver something they told someone they would, Mutt pokes his eye out, and after successfully spending more than they made, they return to the filming location and found it’s been Browned! In the opening scene, we pick up where we left off. BullshitBilly discovers The SS Grifter has a hole and he needs to plug it. SpotlessAmi is right there to constantly point out that the boat is a piece of shit, making him realize that there are now TWO holes he needs to plug up! … Continue reading