ABP Episode Recap S04:E07 Shots In The Dark

Alaskan bush People - building a raft

Another week and another steamy pile of Alaskan Bullshit People has once again wasted valuable ions transmitting horrible television to unsuspecting viewers. Let’s celebrate the pedestrian accomplishments of these challenged grifters in this week’s episode recap! In the opening scene, Wolverine helps Mutt construct a sad looking makeshift raft made from an inflatable mattress and a weed whacker. He will soon be the envy of every wannabe Cuban refugee. The purpose for the boat is not disclosed but, just like the Cubans, he is trying to escape a corrupt regime where you are expected to work for those in charge … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E06 High Tide Housing

Alaskan bush people Noah experiment hydrogen

Back from their Southern California road trip, in which a man supposedly suffering from seizures drives an RV cross country, the Brownklownz return to the filming location and return to their old bullshit ways. Let’s jump right in. First off, AcidRain and Wolverine think that Browntown is complete and that there is no more work to be done. With that said, they do the only logical remaining chore and that is to create barely legible wood-burned signs pointing out all of the shacks and shotboxes that litter this once pristine land. DuhVinciNoah and Birdbrain aren’t much better. They decide to … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E05 Surviving The Lower 48

It’s finally here! The fish-out-of-water episode we predicted back when the Brownklownz were spotted at the bush Tilted Kilt in San Diego. The narrator tells us it’s a ‘lost’ episode. Unfortunately, they found it. BullshitBilly has to go to the bush in Seattle to have tests done to determine what is causing his work-avoidance coma’s. ExtremeBore laments the fact that he doesn’t know if he can live anywhere else except Browntown… Well, maybe the Icy Straight Lodge in Hoonah or in Ketchikan or in Seattle or in… DuhVinciNoah says goodbye to his favorite spider, Sergei. Too bad Sergei’s dead since the … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E04 Growing The WolfPack

I guess DuhVinciNoah took this episode off because Mutt takes over his job of inventing completely useless items. The narrator tells us that the Brownklownz need to rebuild Browntown, but since they apparently have a construction crew to do that for them when they are away, they can focus on building important things like a rubber-tube phone system. Bum’s attitude pretty much sums it up. Why do they need to use a phone system made of hoses? Why not just use their cell phones? We see several short cutaway scenes showing the Brownklownz performing various tasks around the island. Next … Continue reading

ABP Episode Recap – S04:E03 Winter Watch

Here we are again. Can you believe it? This episode was a little disappointing. Not in a story / plot kind of way but more in a ‘not much to make fun of’ way. It wasn’t for lack of trying, but ParkSlop has begun dragging out the most turgid and boring pedestrian accomplishments of these idiots to the point where what used to be shown in one episode is drawn out over a half dozen. Anyhoo, let’s get down to business with this week’s episode recap of America’s phoniest of phony “reality” shows, Alaskan Bullshit People! In the opening segment, … Continue reading

Sticky: Railing Kill Read-A-Riff

Read-A-Riff

So, what exactly is a ‘Read-A-Riff’?  It’s our way of riffing a short film without interfering with the audio. The reason for this medium is because that’s how I was raised… on B-Movie riffing. About 3 years ago I was introduced to a group called Riff-Club, formerly NoFadz (withazee). I was delighted to find a group of people that suffer from the same thing I’ve been living with for years and that is making fun of some really bad stuff. Every Saturday night we watch a hand-picked B-Movie and then riff the selection using a chat panel. We do this … Continue reading