A tip of the hat to our friend Steve (aka RealityObserver). He gave me the idea for the video. Be sure and check out his blog for more Alaskan Bush People nonsense as well as some really good small town mystery stories and other items of interest.
Breaking News: The hell with their mother’s health, the Chuds spent the 4th of July in Vegas at the Bellagio! Sorry… the BUSH Bellagio. I wonder if ParkSlop will cover that in their ‘real time’ coverage of events? Fear not. A few gullible fans took it upon themselves to start GoFundMe pages for the Brown’s. I shit you not. Online groups have been trying their best to have them shut down and have been successful so far. Let’s hope the Brownklownz don’t make any more money off gullible fans. No time to waste. Let’s get right down to it! In … Continue reading
Let the bullshit countdown begin! Let’s see if the show can go more than 10 seconds without spouting the first bit of bullsh… And there it is! The narrator tells us that it has been weeks since NoDuh heard anything from his dull witted siblings regarding Scami’s condition. What, is the phone in your Hoonah Extended Stay broken? What about your bush cell phones? What about the ParkSlop production dildo’s following you around? You couldn’t borrow any of their phones to call AcidRain who’s cell phone is always hanging out of her back pocket when she poses for photos in … Continue reading
Tonight the rumor mill is flying with reports that Noah Brown and Rhain (spelled differently of course) are getting married in Colorado tomorrow (June 24th). This has not been confirmed but we do know the Brownklownz were headed there a couple days ago and the film crew has been reported there as well. There are several posts on Instagram and Facebook that document the Brownklownz were in fact on the road and heading from Kaliforny to Colorado. Some sources point specifically to Dolores, Colorado. Why get married there? Why not Browntown? Oh well, who cares. We will continue to monitor … Continue reading
Allow me to take a moment before we start the review. Cancer is serious and we would never wish it or the suffering it brings upon anyone. We realize that there is still a serious situation going on in the background. Reports are that Ami has stage 4 lung cancer. Very bad news indeed and we truly hope she is able to beat this. Well, last week’s “Season Premier” turned out to be a complete turd, but have no fear because this week’s episode was… Well, also a turd. It prodded along at a snail’s pace and featured about as … Continue reading
It’s all the rage, sending Twitter into an all out frenzy. Ever since President Donald Trump tweeted the now infamous word “covfefe,” the meme geniuses have been at work creating some funny images. Here is a collection from our partners at MEMEasy.com and some others from around the web. Enjoy. Even President Donald Trump got into the spirit:
This show is a spin-off of an only slightly more watchable show, NCIS. The people responsible for this piss-dribble seem to have taken what little believability and credibility the original show had and made, as incredible as it sounds, an even worse television show! How does this show suck? Let me count the ways… Wait, I don’t have a strong enough processor for that. Let’s just list some of the most notably insulting stupidity. First off is their appearance. This not only goes for their office, which looks like it moonlights as a surf shop, but their personal appearance as well. Get this… These … Continue reading
Remembering A Blast From The Past In every high school in America in the early 80’s, a number of kids carried around the Pee-Chee brand of cardboard portfolio. It was the staple of suburban kids’ school supplies along with a Trapper Keeper and that pencil sharpener your mom kept insisting you had to have every year but never used. Buried deep in a metal cabinet I recently found my old Pee-Chee portfolio from High School. It brought back some memories but then I realized that it sadly explained a lot about what I was like back then. Here is the ORIGINAL Pee-Chee Folio: … Continue reading
Let me be blunt. I am not a fan of this show. It personally ranks among the worst TV shows currently on the air… And that’s saying a lot. There are plenty of contenders out there, but this one is such an insult to our collective intelligence you just want to walk up to everyone responsible and give them a swift kick in the crotch. Despite abysmal acting, completely unrealistic plots, and more ‘hacking’ than Hillary’s email servers, the fact it’s based on an apparent bullshit backstory makes it even more reprehensible. Let’s start with the show’s creator who, by … Continue reading
Komrade Al Franken Says We Must Convict Sessions In Order To See If He’s Innocent Komrade Franken, friend of the People’s Resistance and Instigation Kollective (PRIK’s) , has taken a lesson from Frau Pelosi and demanded that his fellow Senators need to find Enemy of the State Jeff Sessions guilty of crimes against the Kollective. Taking a page from the Obamacare playbook, Komrade Franken has demanded that Sessions should be convicted in order to find out if he’s innocent. He was asked if it was even remotely possible that Sessions’ meetings with Russian Emissaries had to do with his official duties and responsibilities … Continue reading
Well, here we are. The latest season of the shitshow known as Alaskan Bullshit People has come to an end. This season set the bar pretty high when it comes to bullshit, so if there is a next season they’re really going to have outdo the lies and untruths in order to break this season’s record. On to the review. First, Mutt shows us how to establish dominance over a bear. It seems to just involve walking around their general vicinity with a gun. Mutt waves at the bear in an attempt to show his dominance. This season’s main piece … Continue reading
Russia Blamed For Hacking The Oscars Hollywood’s brightest minds gathered and selected actor’s that had previously made money pretending to be cops, federal agents, and private investigators to get to the bottom of the Oscar’s biggest goof (next to giving Comrade Michael Moore an Oscar for Blowing For Columbine). After deliberating via cell phone from each of their limousine’s, the group decided that it was long time liberal scapegoat Russia that was responsible for turning their self-indulgent love-fest into the laughing stock of Sunday night television. “After all,” said professional pretend secret agent Matt Damon, “They hacked the election, therefore … Continue reading
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